VINNIE JONES buried my tortoise alive. It’s not exactly "Freddie Starr ate my hamster" - thankfully dear little Lightning was swiftly dug up, suffering nothing more than a dose of shell shock.
The show, Vinnie Jones in the Country ... to realise that they’ve got to stick to the footpaths. That makes me angry now – not refs. "It’s private ground. They’ll just come and walk ...