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Ruxpin, a murderous, cassette tape-controlled animatronic bear. Readers of a certain vintage will no doubt see the correlation to Teddy Ruxpin, an animatronic bear from the 1980s whose mouth moved ...

Ruxpin, a murderous, cassette tape-controlled animatronic bear. Readers of a certain vintage will no doubt see the correlation to Teddy Ruxpin, an animatronic bear from the 1980s whose mouth moved ...