“I used to want to be a structural linguist, but now I’m not Saussure.” This was how a former professor of mine once started off the semester—I’m not so sure if class numbers shrunk significantly ...

Punning is not a punishable offence, so punch the machine. Pun to no end. Be the pundit of punch-worthy puns. You need to punk everyone before anything else. It may be hard to come to terms with the ...